Wesley is a Senior Copywriter based in Dubai. He doesn’t like talking about himself in third person. He’s I’m going to switch now.

I’ve taken the highway to health, broke off from a toxic relationship, meddled with Venn diagrams, had a sixth sense for balls, won a half-a-million business in 48 hours, saw through the eyes of the blind, became a pundit, (tried to) get Malaysians to tune into late night sizzling p*orn, and gambled with a few lives. I guess I write too.