Wesley is a Senior Copywriter based in Dubai. He doesn’t like talking about himself in third person. So ~~he’s~~ I’m going to switch now.

I’ve taken the highway to health, broken off from a toxic relationship, gambled with a few lives, saw through the eyes of the blind, tried to get Malaysians to tune into sizzling porn, meddled with Venn diagrams, had a sixth sense for balls, became a pundit, pitched and won a half-a-million business in 48 hours, and told my mum i love her. I write lines too, but don’t snort them.